5 STARS from One4Review and some Funny Shit
I woke up to the best news this morning! 5 STARS from one4review. It will be hard to wipe this smile off of my face today! Read the whole review here.
After reading the review early this morning and grinning until my jaw hurt, I had to say goodbye to my beautiful director Jessi D. Hill who is on her way back to New York City now. I'm on my own from here on out and will be roaming the streets of Edinburgh talking to strangers! Look out for a small German girl walking aimlessly about town...that's me!
Also a funny thing happened at one of my shows: I am halfway through the show when a woman gets up and bolts out of the door. Of course I continue to do the show and a comment I make as she leaves even gets a laugh, but in my head a thunderstorm of pain and doubt descends upon me. Why is she leaving? Does she really hate it that much? Why Why Whyyyy? 7 minutes later she comes back. I am overjoyed!
After the show I find out that she had been fighting the urge to go relieve herself desperatelt until it was too late and she may have unleashed something on herself DURING the show, realizing it was too late she jumped out of her seat and ran...BUT came back which I think is a testament to the quality of my work hahaha!
To make a long story short, the new quote going on the poster will be:
So funny you shit yourself!
Apologies if I've grossed you out, but sometimes the truth hurts! Have a great day!